Fifty Shades Freed
This looks and feels like a TV Soap Opera. Something about it that seems kind of like, after the sex, it found itself looking for a plot. So let’s drive a plot in under it as a distraction from all the skin and sex. No-one will notice if it works or not. It kinda works but you know, sex sells even if it is a soap opera quality film. When there is more sex, well, don’t let the plot get in the way and remember that Puritanical America is peaking. Best line of the movie: “Boobs in Boob Land” I thought. It got a laugh.
It had some fun car driving thrown in as well in a zippy Audi two seater.
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Before 6.5 – After 7.5